It was a typical Monday morning. I walked into my office and through my purse in a draw, turned on the heater and sat down my coffee mug. I turned on my computer and then turned to my phone to see the flashing red light, letting me know I had a message. Grabbing my notepad and a pen, I pushed the button and listened as a gentleman gave me his number very very fast. It took my like three times of listening to it before I could get the number right. As soon as Jamie came into the office I asked for the information the man needed and she handed me a flyer. Flyer in hand, I picked up the phone and dialed the number.
I have gotten used to calling people, well for the most part. As soon as a man came on the line I opened as I always do with, "Hello? This is Jacque from Camp Gilead returning a call?" The problem was that the man began to speak and I couldn't understand. Suddenly I froze! HE SPEAKS SPANISH!!! I CAN"T SPEAK SPANISH!!! WHAT DO I DO!
I put my hand over the phone and turned my office chair to Jamie behind me. With my eyes as big as bowling balls I said, "He speaks Spanish." A moment of awkward silence as passed as my insides did an acrobatic act making me nauseous. Suddenly I heard a humming sound come from the phone and knew he had hung up. I hung up my receiver and a slight relief that it was over came over me, until I realized I hadn't been able to return the message of whoever called me and that meant I would have to call again!
I put it off for as long as I could but eventually I could put it off no longer. I had to get a hold of the right person. They wanted to come to our dodgeball tournament, and we want them to come. So, I mustered all the courage I could, picked up the phone and dialed the number one more time. The same man answered the phone. Calm down J. Think.
"¿Habla usted español" the man asked.
"No."
"Oh, no Inglés."A slight pause as if both of us were trying to decided what to do next. I turn to Jamie. "Just say 'habla usted Inglés?" I looked at her with confusing. "What does that mean?" She looked at me and said, "It means do you speak english?" Well that isn't going to help since he already told me he doesn't speak English. Not to mention I don't know the guys name that I am looking for! I couldn't understand it on the message! So I did the next best thing.
"Someone called about Kickball/Dosgeball tournament?" I thought maybe he would recognize a word.
"uhh..sorry. Not speak English well."
"Is there anyone there who speaks English?"
"No."
"I must have the wrong number. Sorry."
"Oh, Ok."
I hung up the phone and turned to Jamie. "I don't think that was the right phone number." Maybe I should have taken some spanish classes in high school...........
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